January 2012
“@onehappystoner: sooo a stoner walks into a bar”... →
Jan 3rd
*walks into the club looking for @LoyalLizzie as I... →
Jan 2nd
December 2011
Panda walks into a bar http://t.co/a1A1ZZaV →
Dec 31st
@tessaSNOB grasshopper walks into a bar.bartender... →
Dec 30th
A corn stalk walks into a bar. Bartender says I... →
Dec 28th
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks... →
Dec 26th
@Is_A_Real_Girl so a guy walks into a bar.... →
Dec 25th
Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks "hey mane,... →
Dec 23rd
@csjuggalette so a guy walks into a bar..... ;)... →
Dec 22nd
A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is... →
Dec 20th
@DBorthwick189 Nerd walks into a bar, says "I'll... →
Dec 19th
a bear walks into a bar and says 'can I have a gin... →
Dec 18th
@Pundamentalism A barman says "We don't serve time... →
Dec 17th
A Crab walks into a bar, sideways. →
Dec 16th
@jeanbont a monk walks into a bar. He says to the... →
Dec 14th
A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar,... →
Dec 12th
@marcmaron Have you heard the one where a jew, a... →
Dec 11th
@UnlearningEcon George Akerlof walks into a bar,... →
Dec 10th
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.... →
Dec 9th
So this dick walks into a bar, and the bartender... →
Dec 9th
A nutron walks into a bar and asks "how Much for a... →
Dec 5th
@mnkrft ca rapelle A black guy, a rapist and a... →
Dec 4th
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a... →
Dec 3rd
@LucCarl walks into a bar... →
Dec 2nd
November 2011
An infectious disease walks into bar and the... →
Nov 30th
A SEO expert walks into a bar...... →
Nov 29th
A favstarian walks into a bar. Trips over. And... →
Nov 27th
So, this bland girl walks into a bar, and doesn't... →
Nov 26th
A blonde walks into a bar. →
Nov 23rd
@shaunapaige_tw @JayTheWanted A man walks into a... →
Nov 22nd
@ThisIsLafferty A priest, a pedophile and a rapist... →
Nov 21st
@AskPaddyPower Torres walks into a bar & says:... →
Nov 20th
@JSeiferth21 so a penn state recruiter walks into... →
Nov 19th
I'm going to make you laugh "a penn st administer... →
Nov 17th
“@SupermanTweets Clark Kent walks into a bar;... →
Nov 14th
do you get it ? " A crocodile walks into a bar... →
Nov 13th
@crankydragon So a duck walks into a bar... →
Nov 12th
@mcoop Marcus Bachmann walks into a bar and they... →
Nov 12th
Helen Keller walks into a bar... then a table,... →
Nov 11th
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt... →
Nov 9th
@steggysaurus okok... A pirate walks into a bar...... →
Nov 9th
An orca walks into a sushi bar and asks the owner... →
Nov 8th
Skeleton walks into the bar....and asks for a pint... →
Nov 8th
"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in... →
Nov 7th
“@BorowitzReport: Herman Cain's "sense of humor":... →
Nov 6th
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on... →
Nov 5th
Nitin Gadkari walks into a bar. This was after he... →
Nov 4th
______ walks into a bar. They don't speak, leave,... →
Nov 4th
A nose walks into a bar.. The bar man says "sorry... →
Nov 2nd
October 2011
@langtry_girl @magicdarts The Archbishop of... →
Oct 31st